This coming week brings us two very simple films. One is all about the plight of peaceful undead inhabitants of the future zombie apocalypse and the other is a quick (or quicker, depending on you look at zombie film) movie about high-school kids trying to lose their virginity. Somebody call the Oscar judges!

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, WentWorth Miller

As the T-Virus continues to spread, Alice (Jovovich) maintains her mission to find survivors and keep them safe from the Undead, and to take down the Umbrella Corporation. Reteaming with Claire (Larter), Alice makes a dangerous journey to a new city that is said to be a safe haven: Los Angeles.

The Virginity Hit

Director: Huck Botko, Andrew Gurland
Starring: Mike Bennett, Zack Pearlman, Krysta Rodriguez

Four friends use a video camera and their Internet savvy to chronicle their buddy’s attempt to lose his virginity.

And they say that the quality of films are going down the tubes.

Film info taken from Imdb.com.