Pressed & Bound

It’s been a full week since last week, so it’s that time again. Turn off the TV and bring in the kids, because it’s Haiku Thursday!

Garret’s Haikus

Hi there, Miss Palin,
How is the rogue’n goin’?
Hope all’s well with that.

Assassin’s Creed 2,
I just stabbed someone in the face,
thanks for letting me.

People like to bitch.
About what, exactly? Whatevs.
It is all fair game.

Hey, Psalm 109,
Sorry you are being used by
radical Christians.

CatsforGold.com,
Can finally sell this gold,
For asstons of cats.

Andrew’s Haikus

Yay for cold weather!

I always look great
in cold weather, thanks to Mom
and Eddie Bauer.

Hot soup: the greatest
food ever invented or
best food of all time?

Politics!

Both parties have a
preconceived narrative to
sell to the masses.

Democrat pundits
say, “Look how crazy all those
Republicans are!”

But Republican
pundits say, “We’re going rogue!
Cthulhu fhtagn!”

Both are partly right
and partly wrong, but Palin
is just looney tunes.

Well, it’s been one week since the inaugural Haiku Thursday and that means it’s Haiku Thursday!

Garret’s Haikus

Warning: my haikus today will involve sea animals:

It was on the news.
Australia’s epic beasts,
That’s right: monster sharks

No one knows his plight.
Being different is hard.
Swim true, monster shark.

If I’m three meters,
And monster sharks are six, then
it is time to run.

In other world news,
NASA launched a big rocket.
The moon best watch out.

The thought just occurred:
there’s monster sharks and rockets.
What is next? SPACE SHARKS.

There you have it. All the shark haikus you’ll ever need.

Andrew’s Haikus

All of Andrew’s haiku this week strive for greatness.  Also, more on sharks.

The Go club is great:
people are very kind and
dick jokes are subtle.

Halloween is great:
candy is cook, but the coke
parties are the best.

Megasharks are great:
although, it is bad news for
Samuel L. Jackson.

New rockets are great:
next step, we fit it with a
megashark warhead.

Megashark rockets:
Samuel L. Jackson can’t hide.
This shit just got real!