One full week into the new decade and the world has yet to explode. We’ll just have to wait until 2012; I’m still counting on our Mayan friends to come through.
Garret’s Haikus
Laundry, oh laundry,
Why must I forget to do?
Carpenter jeans; yep.
No, not jeans made by
The Carpenters, but ones with the
lil’ hoop on the side.
I should just cut the
hoop out. No one will be the
wiser. ‘Cept Jesus.
Oh frozen wasteland,
In times passed you had the name
of “Oklahoma.”
I really do not
want this “3d” thing to take
off. Really, it sucks.
Andrew’s Haikus
This week, Andrew’s haiku are fortified with swears!
On Avatar in three-fucking-dee!
Avatar sucked, y’all.
Even in 3D, it’s just
FernGully in space.
Hopefully we can
go another fifteen years,
James Cameron free.
Christmas fucking rocked!
Assassin’s Creed 2
is so freaking beautiful,
plus sex and murder.
I can’t wait to crack
open Left 4 Dead 2 and
shatter zombie skulls!
Speaking of which, does
anyone want to play on
XBox Live sometime?
Volume 2 of the
Sandman omnibus surpasses
all expectations.
Jack Frost fucking kicked our fucking asses.
The blizzard of the
decade hit Oklahoma,
caught us all napping.
This week, some schools are
closed because “it’ll get cold!”
and I say, “Bitch, please.
Our politicians
are just earning the crucial
under-eighteen vote.”