Yeah, you heard me. We need more Twilight to come to the big screen so that the fourth book in the series can be make into a film. From what I understand, the third is supposedly being made right now, but just in case the Manhattan Project 2 comes around and they decide the best test site should be on the lot where these films are being created, we need to make sure movie execs know we want to see the fourth movie.
“Why oh why would you ask us to take part in such crimes against nature?” you ask. Well, I can’t really do it justice, so you’ll just have to read it yourself, but the guys over at Chud.com have a great understanding on why there needs to be a fourth Twilight film. A quote:
Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he’s super strong and she’s just a human – Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her – and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.
Let’s go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.
Head over to Chud for the full article.
