I would like to thank Baxter (that Andrew, or is it this Andrew…that’s really confusing…anyway, Andrew Martin) for filling the void I left all these months not writing. Sorry it’s been so long, but you probably benefitted as a reader by not having to put up with my crap. I’ve been busy with my job, but who hasn’t these days with the economy what it is. 

Well, Halloween is tomorrow (Candy, Candy, Candy!) and the election is Tuesday. I hope you’re registered to vote because this is going to be the biggest damn election of your lives! That’s right: BIGGEST! I just got my Obama button in the mail yesterday, but it should have been here a month ago. Funny story: apparently the US Postal Service left a truck load of these buttons in a back room somewhere and forgot about them. Thousands of people didn’t get their buttons on time (including yours truly) and MoveOn.org, who sponsored the buttons, had to expedite some extras to those who signed up for them. If you’re one of those people that this happened to, did you ever get the feeling that something fishy was going on? I mean, not to say that there’s actually some Republican conspiracy in ths country (because the last eight years of this government have been the most awesome in American history) but conveniently leaving many boxes of Obama buttons in a back room and forgetting about them doesn’t seem right. I swear, everyone is out to get Barack. Oh well. Enough about politics.

Enjoy the trick-or-treaters as they eat all your candy. Throw one or two of them off their game by giving them a rock. Do it. Give them a rock instead of candy. If it can happen in It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, then it can happen in real life.

Peace