From now on, Thursdays will be Haiku Thursdays. We’re tired of not having more 17 syllable phrases floating around. LET’S BEGIN:
Headache in the night,
Cat thinks it is time for play,
Cat lives outside now.
Sorry that was me,
Didn’t mean to punch your face,
It was in the way.
They’ll never honor
your bogus treaties, now! Watch
out,Tigerbot Hesh!
Have any that you’d like to add? Throw them in the comments!
What? Haiku Thursdays?
An outlet for succinct wit!
Let the freak flags fly!
Actually, I’m still really fond of this on from Twitter yesterday:
Panera cashier,
you and I aren’t really friends.
Seriously, stop.