It’s been a full week since last week, so it’s that time again. Turn off the TV and bring in the kids, because it’s Haiku Thursday!

Garret’s Haikus

Hi there, Miss Palin,
How is the rogue’n goin’?
Hope all’s well with that.

Assassin’s Creed 2,
I just stabbed someone in the face,
thanks for letting me.

People like to bitch.
About what, exactly? Whatevs.
It is all fair game.

Hey, Psalm 109,
Sorry you are being used by
radical Christians.

CatsforGold.com,
Can finally sell this gold,
For asstons of cats.

Andrew’s Haikus

Yay for cold weather!

I always look great
in cold weather, thanks to Mom
and Eddie Bauer.

Hot soup: the greatest
food ever invented or
best food of all time?

Politics!

Both parties have a
preconceived narrative to
sell to the masses.

Democrat pundits
say, “Look how crazy all those
Republicans are!”

But Republican
pundits say, “We’re going rogue!
Cthulhu fhtagn!”

Both are partly right
and partly wrong, but Palin
is just looney tunes.