Nov

Haiku Thursday: Revenge of Haiku Thursday

Yet again, we’re back with another installment of Haiku Thursday; THE ZANIEST HAIKU DAY OF THE WEEK.

Garret’s Haiku’s

Modern Warfare 2
You keep me entertained, though
teens call me a Jew.

Hey, NaNoWriMo
Thanks for making me feel like
a chump. Thanks a lot.

Turns out writing is
hard. Now to stop making fun
of that guy Dean Koontz.

November is here,
you wouldn’t really know cuz
Christmas is a jerk.

So the house passed a
health care bill? Woop, now to hear
Repubs bitch a lot.

We also forgot about all this last week. It’s a shame, because last Thursday was Guy Fawkes Night. In honor of the only domestic terrorist to get his own international holiday, here are some belated November 5th haiku.

Andrew’s Haiku’s

November 5 is
a day marked by explosions
and bonfire ‘taters.

V for Vendetta
makes Guy Fawkes Night sound like it
celebrates the man.

The celebration
actually recalls his
failure to make fire.

Down with the gub’ment!
Americans forget Guy
was just a papist.

And now one for Sesame Street.