Well, folks, it’s been a long time coming, but 2009 will be over in about six hours, so this will officially be the last Haiku Thursday of the year! Let us begin:

Garret’s Haikus

In six hours we’ll see
if saying “twenty ten” is
better than “oh nine.”

I need to start a
business that sells glasses
that are the new year.

Wait, you sayin’ they
already make those? Damnit!
Fine, off to plan B.

Instead, I will bring
back the Taco Bell dog and
he’ll amaze us all!

Well, In the end, I
will probably not do a thing.
So: Happy New Year!